So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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hi, im sober.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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LIKE THIS!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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pubic lice.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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