Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Women's rights.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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