Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A seal walks into a club...

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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