Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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am i invited to party? no

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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hi, im sober.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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