What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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