roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

this is stupid .... yep

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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