Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Roses are red.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

A Fat Kenyan

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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