Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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tommy is retared

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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