Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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* anti-punchline

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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I can count to potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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