- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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