- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

david poredos

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

A Fat Kenyan

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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