What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

the game

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Republicans

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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