Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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