What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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A Fat Kenyan

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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