- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I grunt when I poop.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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