- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

squash squash who squash my ass

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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