why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Poop!!

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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