- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like apples? Yes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

You know what's catchy? A cold

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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