What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

weston cage

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A Fat Kenyan

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

david poredos

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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