Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Hey, Max!!

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Jayden Eccles

I dont have a girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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