- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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