- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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