- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

MySpace.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

watch me nae nae

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!