- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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