how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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