- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

did you stub your toe?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Where are you going Your house

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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