robin, get in the car.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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