What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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top kek

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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