- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

whats black and white? a zebra

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

noah is a scrub jungle

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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