I was watching this movie..... its over now.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Diarrhea

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Potato!

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

An Asian man fails a math test

penis haha

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