What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Woman's Rights

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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