- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

balls

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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