- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

did you stub your toe?

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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