HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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