Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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OOOOPPS /

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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