- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Asians

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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