- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Diarrhea

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

long in the tooth!

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

CRY

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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