Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Diarrhea

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Has u seen my grammar?

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

FIONN'S LIFE

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Woman's Rights

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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