what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Nick Cannon

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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did you stub your toe?

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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