- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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