have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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