- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

So a baby seal walks into a club

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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