what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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YES! EXACTLY!

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squash squash who squash my ass

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OOOOPPS /

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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