- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Can I ask you a question? You just did

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Please? No.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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