- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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