What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did the dog die? He was old

God. God.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A dog was barking at a tree

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Punching a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Has u seen my grammar?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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