why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Asians

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

no

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Church.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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