- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

long in the tooth!

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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