What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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children burning

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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pudding

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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