why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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