- Anti Joke

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

CRY

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

long in the tooth!

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.