a man walked into a bar....

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Whats green? The color green.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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