- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Obamacare

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Your Mother

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

* anti-punchline

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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