- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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