- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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