What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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ur mum

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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