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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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