- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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