- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

squash squash who squash my ass

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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