- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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