So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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women's rights

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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