A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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A man walks into a bar

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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women's rights.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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