A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Black people

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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