What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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A dog was barking at a tree

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Punching a baby

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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God. God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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