- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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