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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

knock knock whose there? my penis.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Whats green? The color green.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Asians

knock knock whose there? my penis.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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