This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

children burning

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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