Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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my shift key is broken1

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a ab

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Cliterus

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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