Andrew's a bald wankstain.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Theres an app for the iPhone.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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