Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Fart

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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