Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Women's Rights.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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