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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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