Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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