roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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