You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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