I'm Batman.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

squash squash who squash my ass

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

OOOOPPS /

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

YES! EXACTLY!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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