- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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