snooki

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sdfrgtyuki

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Seven

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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